Don’t forget to sell the ham

Listen to the automated attendant you get when you call a Honey Baked Ham store.

I may be just a consumer and not a marketing genius, but I’m thinking Option #1 should be:

“If you’d like to buy a damn ham, press 1”

In your zeal to tell your customers everything you can do for them and be everything they expect, don’t forget to sell the ham!

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